Total Medals Earned: 2,129 (From 414 different games.) Total Medal Score: 37,805 Points
Medals Earned: 5/6 (30/40 points)
Death by exhaustion. Zzzzzz...
Death by overloading energy. Buzzzzz!
Collect 6 cans in a row.
Survive 50 yards(150 feet).
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Survive 100 yards(300 feet).
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/490 points)
Reach 50m
Evade 100 Spike Blocks
Jump 100 times
Evade 20 Death Loops
Evade 20 Flame Bullets
Reach 100m
Jump 500 times
Evade 10 quakes
Jump 1000 times
Reach 300m
Evade 20 Crushers
Unlock all medals
Reach 500m
Jump 2000 times
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/270 points)
Kill 1 Soldier
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 14/30 (150/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (45/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Find the incomplete area.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (50/500 points)
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Bully the weak.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/215 points)
Bag one grocery
Have $10,000 on you at any given time
Get all of the collectable hats
Buy everything from your local market
Get to level 100
Medals Earned: 2/5 (60/120 points)
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